
The sun slowly peeked up over the mountains. The birds took to chirping, the squirrels took to chattering, the brook took to babbling. This was about as boisterous as things got in this neck of the woods. For this little town, if you want to call it that, was home to many a recluse. Some by choice, others by necessity, but they all preferred to keep to themselves and conversation rarely entailed more than a nod of the head or a wave of the hand.
So it’s not hard to imagine that the residents really didn’t know each other very well at all, and that was just fine by them. Though they were about to not be so fine with it.
There was one person everybody knew, a little bit anyway, the town’s founder, Adobery. He respected their privacy, but he did check on his citizens from time to time. So when Melissa D was out for an early walk down the town’s main (only) road, she recognized the marred body of Adobery lying there. His throat had been slashed wide open, with matching claw marks across his arms, stomach, and legs. She whistled and shouted until she roused the rest of the town into gathering around the founder’s corpse.
“What the heck are you doing?”, Melissa D asked of the fella with his hand shoved down Adobery’s jean pocket.
DarkHorseAsh responded, “Had to see if he was packing. He’s not, or at least not any more, but I did find this.” He showed everyone a folded up piece of paper.
“Well read it,” Chris said impatiently.
“Dear citizens. If you are reading this, great danger is upon us all. I have had suspicions there was evil among us. I first came across a bear slaughtered in the woods. It’s wounds seemed unnatural. There have been times in the night that all the creatures suddenly go quiet. Then, tonight I heard a chorus of howls. I know what wolves sound like, and these were no ordinary howls. There was evil in those howls. I may be a crazy old man, but I fear werewolves are among us.
I am going to stand watch tonight, if only to prove to myself I am crazy.” DarkhorseAsh finished.
“What are we supposed to do?” asked joepunman.
“I think it’s werewolf hunting time,” said Pete.
Day ends at 9:30 p.m. CST
8 votes needed for a majority, 4 minimum to be lynched.
Special Poster: DarkHorseAsh (1 post of 100 words or less)
1 post of 10 words or less for everyone else
The Recluses
8BSEMT8
Annette Baron
Beau
Bret Highum
Chris
Colin Wolfson
Daneekas Ghost
DarkHorseAsh
joepunman
Jon
mbnovak
Melissa D
Nibbish
TDO
todashy
April 8, 2020 at 9:28 am
vote: nibbish
April 8, 2020 at 9:59 am
I hope all is well. I’m a villager as always!
April 8, 2020 at 9:59 am
vote darkhorseash
April 8, 2020 at 10:08 am
vote 8BSEMT8
April 8, 2020 at 10:22 am
Vote Novak
April 8, 2020 at 12:17 pm
vote TDO
April 8, 2020 at 12:38 pm
vote Colin Wolfson
April 8, 2020 at 1:06 pm
vote Novak
April 8, 2020 at 1:29 pm
WordPress is stupid.
Won’t login for this site.
Great irritation.
April 8, 2020 at 1:29 pm
Vote Wolfson
April 8, 2020 at 1:47 pm
April 8, 2020 at 1:50 pm
unvote DarkHorseAsh
vote 8BSEMT8
April 8, 2020 at 1:52 pm
Vote Melissa D
April 8, 2020 at 1:57 pm
Vote Nibbish
April 8, 2020 at 2:01 pm
unvote nibbish
vote joepunman
April 8, 2020 at 2:02 pm
My theory: joepunman votes will be counted against Wolfson.
April 8, 2020 at 2:13 pm
Oops. Fixed
April 8, 2020 at 2:03 pm
Vote Melissa D
April 8, 2020 at 2:03 pm
Vote Wolfson
April 8, 2020 at 2:08 pm
Vote novak
April 8, 2020 at 2:10 pm
Mod note:
1) You do not HAVE to bold your vote.
2) If you want to bold anything, use the formatting buttons above the comment field for bold, italics, etc.
April 8, 2020 at 2:14 pm
unvote joepunman
vote Chris
April 8, 2020 at 2:39 pm
April 8, 2020 at 3:06 pm
vote Matt
April 8, 2020 at 3:20 pm
Unvote Novak; Vote Bret
April 8, 2020 at 4:13 pm
But the second line of Novak’s haiku was 6 syllables!
April 8, 2020 at 4:20 pm
unvote nibbish
vote bhiggum
April 8, 2020 at 4:23 pm
unvote 8BSEMT8
vote Chris
April 8, 2020 at 4:57 pm
Also can’t login with WordPress.
Very dumb. K I’m done.
April 8, 2020 at 9:24 pm
Yeah, I had a lot of trouble, too.
April 8, 2020 at 5:05 pm
Unvote Bret. Vote DarkHorseAsh.
April 8, 2020 at 6:20 pm
April 8, 2020 at 7:44 pm
Unvote DarkHorseAsh; Vote Daneekas Ghost
April 8, 2020 at 8:00 pm
Unvote Melissa D; Vote Nibbish
April 8, 2020 at 8:05 pm
DarkHorseAsh – villager
—————–
8BSEMT8 – ?
Annette Baron – ?
Beau – ?
Bret Highum – ?
Chris – ?
Colin Wolfson – ?
joepunman – ?
Jon – ?
mbnovak – ?
Nibbish – ?
TDO – ?
todashy – ?
April 8, 2020 at 8:10 pm
unvote Chris
vote bhiggum
April 8, 2020 at 8:42 pm
I’m sorry; had a long day. Day one, don’t know what to write for this really. Hope everyone is enjoying isolation I guess. By enjoying I mean not going completely insane? Been playing too much D&D.
Novak is usually a wolf, so, why not. I wonder if you can socially distance while hanging a werewolf.
Ash
April 8, 2020 at 8:51 pm
April 8, 2020 at 8:52 pm
8BSEMT8 – wolf?
Annette Baron – ?
Beau – ?Bret Highum – ?
Chris – wolf
Colin Wolfson – village
Daneekas Ghost – village?
DarkHorseAsh – ?
joepunman – ?
Jon – ?
mbnovak – ?
Melissa D – ?
Nibbish – ?
TDO – village?
todashy – ?
April 8, 2020 at 8:55 pm
Hmm, what is happening that returns are not working? I’ve posted with pressing Enter and Shift+Enter and both post correctly with new lines. Y’all doing something different?
I may have to ditch this fancy comment plugin.
April 8, 2020 at 9:03 pm
Ok, nobody copy/paste using my lists. That is preformatted code that won’t work for you. If you need to copy/paste a name list, use it from the original post content up top.
April 8, 2020 at 8:54 pm
Metas on me felt fine. Except Chris. That’s wolfy.
April 8, 2020 at 8:59 pm
Melissa and Nibbish inactive so far. For them, seems villagery.
April 8, 2020 at 9:11 pm
Who? What? When? Where? Why? Answer always: Novak is wolf.
Vote Novak
April 8, 2020 at 9:28 pm
Why, hello there, Beezy.
April 8, 2020 at 9:17 pm
FYI, I don’t use my Hotmail address anymore.
April 8, 2020 at 9:21 pm
It would have been smart of me to ask you about which email to use, wouldn’t it have…
April 8, 2020 at 9:23 pm
In fairness, I see that you did just that.
April 8, 2020 at 9:22 pm
Karns! DG!! TDO!!
Some dude named 8BSEMT8!!!
This game is a classic already!
April 8, 2020 at 9:26 pm
I’ll admit, my five minute read is that the only thing that really scans wolfy all day is Chris’s vote on Wolfson.
April 8, 2020 at 9:29 pm
This is more than ten words, but once you cut out all the buffer words, it’s only saying about four words’ worth.
Also, this is a nested post.
April 8, 2020 at 9:26 pm
April 8, 2020 at 9:27 pm
I did not read the rules, I see.
April 8, 2020 at 9:30 pm
Vote Chris
April 8, 2020 at 9:30 pm
***IT IS NIGHT***
April 8, 2020 at 9:30 pm
8BSEMT8 – ?Annette Baron – ?Beau – ?Bret Highum – ?Chris – Wolf?Colin Wolfson – ?joepunman – ?Jon – ?mbnovak – ?Nibbish – villagerTDO – ?todashy – ?
April 8, 2020 at 9:53 pm
Everyone has gathered, a considerate 6 feet apart, in what passes for a town square to witness their first lynching. They had determined that morning that the special poster would also be their vote counter.
Ashton says, “We didn’t reach a majority, but Matt had 4 votes to Colin’s 3, so I guess we have to do this.”
“I demand a recount,” demands Matt.
Nobody would have expected anything less. Ashton recounts the votes. “We still didn’t reach a majority, but Matt had 3 votes to Colin’s 4, so I guess we have to do this.”
“This can’t be right, I demand another….oh.” says Matt.
“What!” says a baffled Colin. “You’re making a mistake!”
But another recount still tallies 4 votes for Colin. He is pointed towards the noose, and asked to put it on himself. He slips it over his head, and tightens it as best he can manage.
“Please step off the chair now,” requests Ashton.
“Fine.” Colin says.
He twitches and jerks for quite some time, being inexperienced at hanging himself. Finally, he hangs still. Everyone steps a little closer…but Colin does not sprout extra hair or fangs.
Colin Wolfson: Mason 2, no trial, some errorThe Recluses
8BSEMT8
Annette Baron
Beau
Bret Highum
Chris
Daneekas Ghost
DarkHorseAsh
joepunman
Jonathon Pope
Matt Novak
Melissa D
Nibbish
TDO
todashy