Sorry it took so long, but man it just did. I’m sure the judges put in 40-60 minutes each, and I put in a good hour after they were done, but I was too tired to finish compiling and write a summary post last night. Who was the idiot who thought Scattergories would be less time consuming than Pyramid?
I learned about several words I hadn’t known before. I learned some of you still are bad at reading directions, one of you can’t read at all. I learned animals are still evolving after all these years. I learned a lot of you should never be allowed to feed your children.
Speaking of hungry children, here are those results you’ve been crying for…
The only nail biter was in group 3 and man was that close.
GROUP 1
30 – Kelly
28 – Novak
22 – Melissa
00 – Hungry
GROUP 2
27 – Dean
24 – Greek
19 – Brooks
17 – Jon
GROUP 3
25 – AMR
23 – Beau
22 – ESchapp
22 – Will
19 – Annette
GROUP 4
27 – Margaret
26 – Rhubarb
21 – Bret
19 – Gilman
14 – Nibbish
Because…spreadsheets! (there’s a Key at the bottom of each worksheet, you may have to scroll) https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AoZ5pH2eA1q1dGhITHZVdnoxaXFBWDc3YldpaHFicGc&usp=sharing
Kelly, Novak, Dean, Greekhouse, AMR, Beau, ESchapp, Margaret and Rhubarb will advance to the next round. ESchapp advances by virture of using less powers than Will or Beau. Melissa gets the terrible draw of being in a group with Kelly & Matt, two I would pick as favorites based on their Power Puzzler Scattergories. Sorry for the rest of you, but I don’t know if I’ll be having a losers bracket. It’d be nice to cut the preparation/judging time by 10 people for the next round. We’ll see.
So what did we all think of the powers? The protections were often used to good effect on doubles or categories where the answer would likely all be the same. The copycats were hit and miss, the bombs were as well. The funniest being when Nibbish blew up a category where all his opponents cancelled each other out with the exact same answer.
I am floored that less than half of you used the Time Extension. There were 3 people who didn’t use any powers at all. A lot didn’t use them all or only used a few. Timer had a factor in that?
Mad Props
Kelly: Was the only one to solve all three special clues
Dean: Had one of the highest scores and won his group without using any powers.
Special Answers
Clang, clang, clang… > Trolley, Words with Double Letter
Carole, Lebron & Stephen? > We Three Kings, Holiday Songs
Baby birdy before breakout? > Nestegg, Thing you Shouldn’t Touch
We Three Kings was a toss up for benefit. You could score multiples on a couple song titles with Ws here. A few of you answered correctly, but did not place your answer in a category. Several of you answerd “nestling” which I assume was because of the clue, which is also a good answer.
Other Random Bits
- Favorite answer that I couldn’t count: Wascally Wabbit
- Dean: Do you have a subscription or did you google magazines? :::shudder:::
- I didn’t even catch that Teamocil was a fictional drug. I just googled it and one of the first results I saw the standard “…side effects may include” so I just counted it. Toady pointed it out to me. I still count it. Nice.
- I’m sure there is more, but I don’t want to comb the spreadsheet to recall.
Next round will come out when I get to it. If those who didn’t advance are really clamoring to play in a losers bracket, you’ll have to let me know.
December 9, 2013 at 12:35 pm
There’s no “i” in Teamocil, at least not where you think.
December 9, 2013 at 1:47 pm
I thought about using Timocil before settling on Tough Actin’ Tinactin
December 9, 2013 at 4:40 pm
This was my favorite answer.
December 9, 2013 at 1:29 pm
I learned some important things. I learned that when confronted by a big red timer, my brain turns into oatmeal. I also learned that I think tsi tsi fly is an endearing little nickname. WTF
December 9, 2013 at 4:58 pm
Agreed on the timer. And I knew Wascally Wabbit wasn’t really the villain, but my brain froze.
December 9, 2013 at 5:00 pm
I didn’t discount it because he “wasn’t really the villain”, because in Elmer’s eyes he was, and let’s face it, Bugs Bunny can be kind of a prick a lot of the time. It was just because Wascally Wabbit wasn’t his actual name.
December 9, 2013 at 6:32 pm
Also, just because Elmer’s speech impediment forces him to say it that way, it doesn’t mean that’s how he spells it.
December 10, 2013 at 8:05 am
Also, because Wicked Witch of the West FTW
December 10, 2013 at 9:55 am
I was convinced that one was going to be used by others. Had to use the protect.
December 9, 2013 at 1:56 pm
How ’bout that third round, eh?
Crap.
December 9, 2013 at 1:59 pm
Why didn’t you get a point for your copycat of Nitrogen?
December 9, 2013 at 2:00 pm
I should have I think, but it doesn’t matter.
December 9, 2013 at 2:30 pm
Yes, forgot to score that. But, I also forgot to score you being caught copying Greek’s protected word which is worth -1, so it all evens out.
December 9, 2013 at 3:07 pm
Man, I let Greek copy my answers that round! Not cool.
December 9, 2013 at 1:56 pm
Well I did not expect that. Starting at 9:30 for a 10:00 deadline must help. At least on the first round.
December 9, 2013 at 2:33 pm
Just remember two other tidbits:
1) ESchapp was the first to start Splattergories and the last to finish
2) Dean provided an answer I specifically listed in my judging criteria that I would not count. The exact example I provided.
December 9, 2013 at 8:56 pm
Heh, I noticed the Ice-T example the next day when I was rereading the instructions.
As for Nude and Naturals? I hang out at truck stops a lot.
December 9, 2013 at 9:26 pm
Are the two mutually exclusive?
December 9, 2013 at 2:34 pm
Just curious how many of you googled at all. Some answers seemed obscure, but that may just be me.
December 9, 2013 at 2:48 pm
Not even once.
December 9, 2013 at 2:50 pm
Elements on the periodic table that start with N….go!
December 9, 2013 at 2:57 pm
No joke, I am staring at a giant periodic table right now, while my students take their organic chemistry final.
December 9, 2013 at 2:59 pm
Invite anyone who finishes early to Cutthroat Junction.
December 9, 2013 at 2:59 pm
SO,
Nickel, Niobium, Nitrogen, Neon, Nobelium,
December 9, 2013 at 2:59 pm
…and yet I still see no answers and 4 minutes have passed. You just really suck at the letter N my friend.
December 9, 2013 at 3:00 pm
spooky, they aren’t speaking to me anymore.
December 9, 2013 at 3:01 pm
In under the wire!
Oh yeah, I forgot Neodymium.
December 9, 2013 at 3:14 pm
DG, if you invite them to a game where you can copy someone else’s paper legally, you may win them over again.
December 9, 2013 at 3:18 pm
judging by how they approach homework assignments, nonsubs would be a persistent problem.
December 9, 2013 at 3:19 pm
People just know they can’t win when you’re in the picture, so what’s the point of trying?
December 9, 2013 at 3:24 pm
Oh, I absolutely won this class, it wasn’t close. I know way more organic chemistry than any of these 19-year olds.
December 9, 2013 at 2:57 pm
One time here. Neelanjali Ruby. The N sheet gave me fits for some reason so I picked one and ran.
Was this the hardest sheet for others, or no?
December 9, 2013 at 5:12 pm
Yeah, I’ll say N as well. partially brain freeze, partially burnout. probably shouldn’t do them back-to-back
December 15, 2013 at 3:54 pm
Yeah, back-to-back was what killed me the first round. Lots of declining returns as my poor brain couldn’t switch gears from the letter from the puzzle before.
December 9, 2013 at 4:45 pm
Heh, me counting wombat as an animal that flies was even dumber than the time everyone let me use whale for the category fish.
December 9, 2013 at 4:48 pm
Oh and I was super technical on the whole tetanus shot thing for some reason. I think I accepted tetanus booster but for some reason tetanus shot just did not seem like an acceptable answer. You would find people getting tetanus shots, you would find syringes full of the tetanus booster, but I just could not consider a “shot” to be an object that you would find. It is more of the action to me.
December 9, 2013 at 5:06 pm
I’m bummed that (ba) ‘nanas wasn’t credited as a baby food. Wouldn’t let me put in an apostrophe, so it looks more like a person than a contraction.
December 9, 2013 at 5:11 pm
‘n’t worry. I ‘n’t ‘nk ‘ny of the judges would have ‘n you a ‘nt for that ‘nswer ‘n if your apostrophes had ‘ne through. I ‘nly could be ‘ng though.
December 9, 2013 at 5:45 pm
Poor Jon copied Nerber. That was easily my worst answer.
December 9, 2013 at 7:06 pm
No, I totally disagree. Nerber was easily the best answer I read. I lol’d all over the place. Poor Will chose the only woman in his group to copy (that’s probably really sexist) but that will teach him because I couldn’t come up anything.
December 9, 2013 at 7:35 pm
Mike’s drunk with power! Topher and Mr. T…what argument do you have against those?!
December 9, 2013 at 7:39 pm
OMG, this is hilarious. Thanks for sharing everyone’s answers. I’m in love with them! I was completely SPASTIC the entire time I was working on mine. And I misread the directions and blew my entire load of powers in the first turn. Still, it worked! 🙂 I had to google something, Adobery – the “n” rock. I was stumped. Everything else came to me in a state of frenzy. (Also, for the record, my “tamborine” answer was my attempt to put in a mystery answer for “clang.” That pretty much describes my level of hot mess.) 🙂
December 9, 2013 at 7:57 pm
You don’t need to do a loser’s bracket, Adobery, you just need to run this again soon so some of us can try to redeem ourselves (preferably after you off Kelly and Novak).
December 10, 2013 at 9:22 am
Reasons you advance in Splattergories, Letter N….go!
Nepotism! Beau reminded me that I had locked him out of his board 30 seconds prematurely last Friday. At the time, he had told me his board was done, he just needed to protect “Nissan”. I asked a confirming question which he was no longer on IM for and I had since forgotten about it. So that means Beau is the second place finisher in his bracket and will move on.
Sorry for getting your hopes up ESchapp. Everyone makes mistakes and it’s probably good I finally got my first one out of the way.
December 10, 2013 at 7:34 pm
No worries. I had a hell of a time even getting it submitted.
I stand by Nabisco, those Nilla cracker/cookie things were gold.
December 10, 2013 at 8:24 pm
Also I shot myself in the foot w/ a bomb. I thought for sure Tag was a non-point.
This was really fun.
December 10, 2013 at 9:27 am
Beau had also mentioned that he used his copycat for Crimes on Will because he’s a lawyer. Whoops!
December 10, 2013 at 9:30 am
I needed a crime and couldn’t think of one, so I copied my group’s lawyer. No dice.
December 10, 2013 at 1:25 pm
Adobs, are you arguing in favor of touching novas? Seems hazardous.
December 10, 2013 at 1:38 pm
When did you turn into such a nebbish, Nibbish?
December 10, 2013 at 1:43 pm
I totally forgot about Scattergories until right before they were due, and Linds was pestering me to watch a movie. I was distracted.
Also, “woolens” are a thing, you guys. Adobery knows. Stop the hate.
December 10, 2013 at 2:03 pm
I meant that in the ‘timid’ sense. As in too timid to touch a Nova. I’ll let your score speak for itself.
December 10, 2013 at 2:12 pm
Novas are pretty crazy. I’d want to be at least a hundred feet away from one. I don’t think that makes me timid.
December 10, 2013 at 2:14 pm
With an attitude like that you’ll never turn into a super star.
December 10, 2013 at 2:24 pm
Well, as long as that judging misstep was a singularity, we’ll be fine.
December 10, 2013 at 2:35 pm
Better watch who you’re calling dense. I have a lot of pull around here.
December 10, 2013 at 2:50 pm
Huh. I had no idea of the gravity of the situation. I don’t suppose there’s any escaping your wrath?
December 10, 2013 at 3:04 pm
You task me, but I’m sure we Kahn work it out.