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Below are the correct answers to the Christmas Scramble. A number of you turned in correct answers on all seven of them. Only a few participants correctly unscrambled the bonus answer, and nobody claimed the big prize by answering it correctly.

1. Gremlins
2. Scrooge
3. Hans Gruber
4. The Grinch
5. Jack Frost
6. Scut Farkus
7. Mr. Potter

Circle/Diamond clue:  Ramses Asset?
Answer: $20,000 Pyramid

That was a reach maybe, but I don’t care, because if you haven’t figured it out already I did it to clue the upcoming gameshow “$20,000 Pyramid”!  The twelve little elves who attempted this puzzle already have reserved spots if they want them. There are just four spots left. If someone had solved the bonus answer they would have received extra time in the first round. Oh well.

Signed up (if they want it)


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Hope you all have had a good year! I have no idea what is going around here, because unlike that perv Spooky Santa, I don’t watch you when you’re sleeping.  I know I’ve been away for a long time, but like that Santa guy, it seems I only cum once a year now.

I have made a special puzzle for this day. If there are mistakes, forgive me as I…well…just look the time of this post.

To get the puzzle you send an email to me at with the subject line of “Christmas Scramble”. The first 16 little elves to send back the correct answers will all receive a special gift. Or, failing perfection, the best 16 scores. Time will break ties, as your time starts as soon as you send the email and get the auto-response back.

The first person to solve the bonus question will receive a super-duper special gift.

Have fun! No rush. I’ll accept puzzles for the next two weeks.

Edit: See, I told ya!  #6 should be.  “Rats Fuck Us” 


Happy Year’s End everyone!

It’s been another fun-filled one at the Casa de Leche and it seems it should be recapped in some fashion so we can truly appreciate it. Now I’ve been very busy shaking poop and did not have time to do something as intricate as last year. It may turn out lame, but I had to do SOMETHING.

“But Ryan,” you all say, “you’re months behind on reading writing entries. You didn’t follow Big Brother at all. You didn’t play in most of the Werewolf games. You’re a hack of a writer. What makes you think you’re qualified to do a rundown of this year’s events at the CdL?”

Well, I’m not. That’s why you all helped to recap for me. You may have already figured it out, but those words I requested weren’t for the upcoming Cutthroat Junction gameshow. Let’s do this Mad Libs style!

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Merry Milkmas everyone! Thank you all for another entertaining year at Casa de Leche. I wish everyone a happy and HEALTHY new year.

I hope you enjoy my gift(?) to you. Caution: Probably not suitable for children.