{"id":7185,"date":"2014-12-25T06:46:07","date_gmt":"2014-12-25T11:46:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adobery.com\/?p=7185"},"modified":"2020-03-15T15:30:31","modified_gmt":"2020-03-15T15:30:31","slug":"merry-christmas-its-puzzle-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adobery.com\/index.php\/2014\/12\/25\/merry-christmas-its-puzzle-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas!  It&#8217;s puzzle time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hope you all have had a good year! I have no idea what is going around here, because unlike that perv <del>Spooky<\/del> Santa, I don&#8217;t watch you when you&#8217;re sleeping. &nbsp;I know I&#8217;ve been away for a long time, but <em>like<\/em> that Santa guy, it seems I only cum once a year now.<\/p>\n<p>I have made a special puzzle for this day. If there are mistakes, forgive me as I&#8230;well&#8230;just look the time of this post.<\/p>\n<p>To get the puzzle you send an email to me at adobery@gmail.com with the subject line of &#8220;Christmas Scramble&#8221;. The first 16 little elves to send back the correct answers will all receive a special gift. Or, failing perfection, the best 16 scores. Time will break ties, as your time starts as soon as you send the email and get the auto-response back.<\/p>\n<p>The first person to solve the bonus question will receive a super-duper special gift.<\/p>\n<p>Have fun! No rush. I&#8217;ll accept puzzles for the next two weeks.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Edit: See, I told ya! &nbsp;#6 should be. &nbsp;&#8220;Rats Fuck Us&#8221;&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hope you all have had a good year! I have no idea what is going around here, because unlike that perv Spooky Santa, I don&#8217;t watch you when you&#8217;re sleeping. &nbsp;I know I&#8217;ve been away for a long time, but&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/adobery.com\/index.php\/2014\/12\/25\/merry-christmas-its-puzzle-time\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[47],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adobery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7185"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adobery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adobery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adobery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adobery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7185"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/adobery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14010,"href":"https:\/\/adobery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7185\/revisions\/14010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adobery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adobery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adobery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}