{"id":14543,"date":"2020-06-26T16:24:39","date_gmt":"2020-06-26T21:24:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/adobery.com\/?p=14543"},"modified":"2020-06-26T16:24:39","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T21:24:39","slug":"20000-pyramid-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adobery.com\/index.php\/2020\/06\/26\/20000-pyramid-results\/","title":{"rendered":"$20,000 Pyramid Results"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Wait, Ryan. We were playing Pyramid? <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes. Yes we were. It was just the long, hard-core edition where you have a 2-year nightmare of scheduling issues. But 1,582 emails later, here are your results!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>First things first, let me refresh your memory on who made the finals.<br><br><strong><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\">Novak &amp; Will vs. HungryJoe &amp; Nibbish<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I originally was going to record each team&#8217;s finals attempt. There was a snafu with the document on Nibbish\/HJs first attempt so I had to create a new finals board.  I then recorded Novak\/Will playing theirs. By the time we were able to coordinate Nibbish\/HJs next attempt, I had lost the recording of Novak\/Will.  Oh well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So instead I will list the clues given by each team, with a spoiler below, so you can make your guess before seeing the answer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>#1 Will: <\/strong> Machine, Tommy, Colt 45 <br><strong>#1 HJ:<\/strong> Remington. Glock. Colt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div><div class=\"spoiler-wrap\"><div class=\"spoiler-head no-icon  collapsed\" title=\"Expand\">Answer<\/div><div class=\"spoiler-body\" style=\"display: none;\">Types of guns<\/div><noscript><div class=\"spoiler-body\">Types of guns<\/div><\/noscript><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>#2 Will:<\/strong>  fruit, basketball, bleached hair, construction cones<br><strong>#2 HJ:<\/strong> Construction sign. Citrus fruits, fluorescent road work vests, sharp cheddar<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div><div class=\"spoiler-wrap\"><div class=\"spoiler-head no-icon  collapsed\" title=\"Expand\">Answer<\/div><div class=\"spoiler-body\" style=\"display: none;\">Things that are orange<\/div><noscript><div class=\"spoiler-body\">Things that are orange<\/div><\/noscript><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>#3 Will: <\/strong> I made a huge mistake, Glad I just won the Masters, Hi President Trump, My ex-wife is attractive, \u201cW\u2019here\u2019s my painkillers?\u201d&nbsp; \u201cI went to Stanford\u201d&nbsp; \u201cI have a big yahct<br><strong>#3 HJ:<\/strong> fore! Hole in one! Sorry I f***** that other attractive woman\/women. That tree was much closer than i thought.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div><div class=\"spoiler-wrap\"><div class=\"spoiler-head no-icon  collapsed\" title=\"Expand\">Answer<\/div><div class=\"spoiler-body\" style=\"display: none;\">Things Tiger Woods might say<\/div><noscript><div class=\"spoiler-body\">Things Tiger Woods might say<\/div><\/noscript><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>#4 Will: <\/strong> tired, sick, didn\u2019t finish homework, getting bullied<br><strong>#4 HJ:<\/strong> I\u2019m sick. There\u2019s a huge test tomorrow. I didn\u2019t finish my report. It\u2019s gym day and I don\u2019t want the kids to see my legs. My bully is always mean to me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div><div class=\"spoiler-wrap\"><div class=\"spoiler-head no-icon  collapsed\" title=\"Expand\">Answer<\/div><div class=\"spoiler-body\" style=\"display: none;\">Reasons you don&#8217;t want to go to school<\/div><noscript><div class=\"spoiler-body\">Reasons you don&#8217;t want to go to school<\/div><\/noscript><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>#5 Will: <\/strong> glass, promises, vows, windows,<br><strong>#5 HJ:<\/strong> Hearts, things made of glass. Promises. Trust.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div><div class=\"spoiler-wrap\"><div class=\"spoiler-head no-icon  collapsed\" title=\"Expand\">Answer<\/div><div class=\"spoiler-body\" style=\"display: none;\">Things that can be broken<\/div><noscript><div class=\"spoiler-body\">Things that can be broken<\/div><\/noscript><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>#6 Will: <\/strong> toilet paper, excuses, work, napkins, bench catchers (if you\u2019re Gardy),<br><strong>#6 HJ:<\/strong> Water. Food. Air. Breath. Moments together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div><div class=\"spoiler-wrap\"><div class=\"spoiler-head no-icon  collapsed\" title=\"Expand\">Answer<\/div><div class=\"spoiler-body\" style=\"display: none;\">Things you don&#8217;t want to run out of<\/div><noscript><div class=\"spoiler-body\">Things you don&#8217;t want to run out of<\/div><\/noscript><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>And the winner is&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\">Novak &amp; Will!!!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They edge out HJ\/Nibbish by one point with a score of 4 to 3.  This is Novak&#8217;s second consecutive final, and he avenges his previous loss by taking it out on two players that had nothing to do with that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thanks for playing! Next game of Pyramid coming soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wait, Ryan. We were playing Pyramid? Yes. Yes we were. It was just the long, hard-core edition where you have a 2-year nightmare of scheduling issues. 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