“Oh, Saaaaaaam!” called out John Allen Hill.
Sam sighed heavily. “What, John? Was my car parked four centimetres to the left today?””
“As a matter a fact, it was, and I had it towed. But that’s not why I came down.”
Sam pointed upstairs. “There’s another reason you left your evil laboratory?”
“Oh, Sam,” replied John. “I would think you would be more grateful. I just came down here to let you know that Ms. Howe has been kidnapped.”
Day Ends at 9:30 p.m. CST
6 Votes Needed For Majority
See post below this one for rules/roles. If you have a question regarding rules and roles, e-mail me directly.
Patrons
Melissa D: Rebecca Howe, manager, stolen for some reason
adobery
daneekasGhost
mbNovak
todahshy
The Dread Pirate
Annette Baron
8BSEMT8
spookymilk
Colin Prime
nibbish
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vote: spookymilk
Because this is how I tell him I love him.
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vote 8BSEMT8 because I always advocate voting for silent new players, and (s)he hasn’t posted yet!
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Vote Dread Pirate because the two of us used to always argue about this thing, with me advocating voting for silent new players, and if I won that argument then something seems wrong.
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I”ll not vote Colin or nibbish here cause they probably won’t be around until 8 p.m. to reply anyhow. I’ll
vote Dread Pirate
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To clarify the number of folks:
2 WOLVES
1 SAM
1 NORM
1 HARRY
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I’m actually mostly here. “Work from home” week has it’s advantages.
vote Annette
Because yikes!
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Yikes was Bernice, not me!
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Aww, that’s right. Less fun, but more correct
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I’m more of a “morning” kind of gal.
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vote Inkarnit because everyone else will at some point.
Oh wait… he’s not playing?? Unfathomable.
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Let’s make assumptions!
Assume spooky is a wolf.
I think the best option is to then vote him out.
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It’s hard not to be convinced by how you make your case here. Ironclad.
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unvote Annette
vote spookyI’m curious to see where this goes.
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Ugh, I’m not ready for the crankiness you guys are about to inflict on this game.
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The rainbow must be tasted.
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Are you saying that Spooky is some form of Skittle?
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Pretty sure he has a cream filling and you definitely don’t want to taste it.
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unvote BB8, vote mbnovak
Because the only more strategic move than voting for a silent newb is revenge voting.
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vote Annette
It is now past noon where I am which means that we will not be getting a canonical “Morning!” post, which has me concerned.
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Off topic, but I am doing a Cheers rewatch right now (actually started before the lockdown), just about to finish Season 6. It is pretty crazy how well the show holds up in general.
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yeah, it holds up more than most sitcoms from that era do. Season 1 is just exceptional TV and it finished last in the ratings
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Growing up I HATED the Diane era (and Diane especially). But right away when I re-watched season 1 I was amazed at how much she carries that season on her back. Her ability to be so unlikable, yet someone you still cheer for is pretty remarkable.
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*** RANDOM.ORG BAR SHENANIGANS ***
The spirit of Carla Tortelli has infiltrated DaneekasGhost. Until 7 pm everything he says other than votes has to be a sarcastic comment or insult to another player. Her spirit will leave him after 7 pm.
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So basically nothing has changed.
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*high five!*
(but a sarcastic one)
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Vote Todashy Because Dread said revenge voting is in these days.
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H!!!!!
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Seems unwise to listen to the Dread Pirate about revenge.
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Well done
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Also, MORNING!
It still is HERE and that’s what counts.
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6 votes for Majority
adobery — voting Dread Pirate
daneekasGhost — voting spookymilk
mbNovak (1) — voting Dread Pirate
todahshy (2) — voting nettiebarron
The Dread Pirate (2) — voting mbnovak
nettiebarron — (2) voting todahshy
8BSEMT8
spookymilk
Colin Prime
nibbish — voting nettiebarron-
Thanks for the meaningless update.
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The random caps are throwing me off. I never thought that was a thing for me, but apparently it is.
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geEz
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Colin Prime is only moderately attractive.
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You take that back!
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I mean, there’s “sarcastic”, and there’s “incorrect”.
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I see the world’s expert on incorrect has logged on!
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Because nibbish is incorrect a lot.
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And I’m pointing it out to make him feel bad about himself.
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Which is like the literal definition of an insult.
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And I can’t believe I had to spell it out for you, dear reader. You must be some incredible kind of dim.
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I am an artisan of the incorrect.
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Bespoke incorrectnesss
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I want to 8BSEMT8 to talk more, because I want to know what it’s like to be raised on a Chipotle-only diet.
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Hey! Off with my brother, who’s having a significantly bad day due to Coronavirus affecting someone close to him. I was going to apologize for not being around yet, but nobody is.
vote todahshy because he’s still dumb and invoked my crankiness that hasn’t shown up for several games in a row, not that he’d ever notice.
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Although now I’m cranky because I went through 48726 steps just to post that.
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Heh. You should have tried logging into the site a week ago (or whenever that was… it’s so much better than it used to be.).
Also, How very skittle-y of you. But like, one of those old skittles, that is way harder to chew than it should be.
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While I dislike this vote, you at least had the decency to spell my name correctly!
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Unvote Todashy; Vote Daneekasghost Because I kind of want to provoke his ire.
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H!!!!!!
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Nettiebarron is a hilariously OK dancer.
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Did you just damn me with faint praise? I’ve always wondered about that phrase.
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It’s hard to go all out on insults with you, seeing as we were so recently married. I will say that given the likelihood of werewolves in this bar, you suck at picking honeymoon destinations.
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Fair point.
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unvote Annette
I’m still not sure about this whole time zone nonsense but I will let it slide for now.
vote BB8
With no Ash here for a default day 1 vote, I would love to not leave silent people to linger for days on end like we always do. So please at least say something.
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invite spooky
vote adoberyBecause I’m very grateful that we have a place to play werewolf.
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How bout you go right ahead and uninvite him, just in case he’s a vampire or vampire-wolf or something.
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HTML tagging on a phone remains an underrated joy.
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adobery (1) — voting Dread Pirate
daneekasghost (1)— voting spookymilk
mbnovak (1) — voting Dread Pirate
todahshy (1) — voting BB8
The Dread Pirate (2) — voting mbnovak
nettiebarron — voting daneekasghost
8BSEMT8 (1)
spookymilk (1) — voting todahshy
Colin Prime
nibbish — voting adobery -
Ok, I’m confused. Is BB8 also adobery?
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That can’t be correct if adobery is also playing. Now I’m not understanding DG’s joke.
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BB8 is what some people are using so they don’t have to type out 8BSEMT8.
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I’m aware; I’m the first to write BB8. In just wondering who is BB8?
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Is BB8 your nephew? A secret Palpatine? Rob Lowe’s character in Wayne’s World?
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Yes!
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I need a judges ruling. If I emphatically agree with this, is that an insult of adobery or 8BSTEM8?
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unvote spooky
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I don’t know how much I’ll be around tonight, and I don’t like how ugly Colin Prime apparently is, or maybe is not, or maybe he’s just sort of plain?
So
Unvote DPWY
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We should really get two front runners here and hope a wolf is one of them for maybe some info later on. Going to leave mine on Dread for now. That gives us 2 with 2 votes. Let’s get them some more votes or somebody else as long as we consolidate.
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Nevermind, novak unvoted Dread, so that’s one with 2 votes (BB8).
unvote Dread Pirate
vote todahhhhshy -
vote The Dread Pirate
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also I haven’t voted because I was at school lmao
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So you have Intro to Minecraft Co-op Play sixth hour?
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*posted
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Who even goes to school anymore?
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unvote 8BSTEM8
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Based on a read, I’m not just doing this to contravene adobery’s plan.
Also, Nettie is smelly.
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RUDE!
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Out of spooky, nibbish, todah, Pirate, and Novak, the only one that tripped anything today for me was spooky’s entrance that did everything in one post.
Adobery, i am emphatically neutral on right now.
Nettie is a lily-livered coward and Colin’s attractiveness is far from universally recognized.
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Where’s that gun when I need it?
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Helloooo! That’s all I have atm. I have read nothing. I’ll be on after this call and will read up.
That said DG is probably a wolf.
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vote: spookymilk
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I technically shouldn’t even be at this bar, I’m a minor
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unvote todahshy, vote mbnovak
His last post was all kinds of shitty.
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adobery (1) — voting todahshy
daneekasghost (1)— voting spookymilk
mbnovak (2) — voting Colin Prime
todahshy (1) — voting BB8
The Dread Pirate (1) — voting mbnovak
nettiebarron — voting daneekasghost
8BSEMT8 (1) — voting The Dread Pirate
spookymilk (1) — voting mbnovak
Colin Prime (1)
nibbish — voting adobery -
vote adobery
I remembered how to vote!
Also I am slightly above average attractive, objectively speaking.-
If you give me 13 minutes I can tell you how I really feel.
For now though … meh.
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unvote adobery
vote mbnovakI don’t like how spread the vote is at the moment, especially if people are going to be scarce this evening. Let’s get some actual pressure on someone who might talk.
The interplay between Novak and Pirate is the only thing so far today that has much of an odor. His last comment DID feel a little stagey, so let’s suss that out a bit.
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Meh. I was leaving work for the day, and I’ve got the kids all night. I’m literally checking in between a puppet show and Jelle’s Marble runs. I had a joke vote on DPWY, and I had nothing on Prime, but absent Prime is often a wolf, so it seemed as good a place as any at the time, knowing full well that he might appear and that would fizzle.
I got nothing real to go on, but my kids reading this comment as I type it is kind of funny. Right now I’ve got the computer screen projected onto the TV for our marble runs and they’re narrating my comment as I type, which is possibly the most fun I’ve ever had playing werewolf. And yes, I’m typing this part for their benefit, and it really doesn’t affect strategy. But hey, it’s cool.
My Dad is super cool.
Heh, I just made them say that. hehehe.
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Heh, that’s neat. Also, I’m curious as to what it means to check in between a puppet show and marble runs figuratively.
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Unvote DG; Vote Dread Pirate
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And just like that… my avatar is back!
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unvote adobery vote Novak
Hi. It seems weird that my appearance would make suspicion fizzle. I am often a wolf. But, it is a bit presumptuous to say my appearance would make anything fizzle unless you know my status.
I’m not staying that well, I know, but I’m tired and hot.
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If my theory is that you are generally absent as a wolf, that theory necessarily fizzles if you start to show up. That’s not presumptuous, that’s positing a theory and then testing it.
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This voting spread is all sorts of stupid.
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adobery — voting todahshy
daneekasghost — voting spookymilk
mbnovak (4) — voting Colin Prime
todahshy (1) — voting BB8
The Dread Pirate (2) — voting mbnovak
nettiebarron — voting The Dread Pirate
8BSEMT8 (1) — voting The Dread Pirate
spookymilk (1) — voting mbnovak
Colin Prime (1) — voting mbnovak
nibbish — voting mbnovak -
Let’s spread it out less.
unvote todahshy
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Why Pirate? Just numbers?
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Was just numbers as you were the only other one with more than 1 vote.
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oops, didn’t read full name, thought was dread pirate asking. He was the only other one with more than 1 vote.
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Colin is wonderful in all the ways. He’s a lovely specimen of manhood.
Nettie is also pretty great. I assume she is a very good dancer.
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I don’t really like either option?
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I don’t think I’d vote for novak or Pirate tonight.
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I would prefer a BB8 or Colin vote personally. I think in a game with no night kills it’s extremely detrimental to get rid of potential helpful villagers on day 1 for just a gut feeling.
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I’m happy to look elsewhere (my vote for Novak was a joke and has just stayed there)
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I have to go to the grocery store and hold my breath for an hour. I won’t be back. Guess I’ll just leave my vote where it is.
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Spooky and nibbish are the two votes that seem to any semblance of strategy behind them. They’re both for Novak. I haven’t seen an explanation for any other vote.
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I’m stuck on a long call, but feel as good as I can on day 1 about my vote.
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adobery — voting The Dread Pirate
daneekasghost — voting spookymilk
mbnovak (5) — voting Colin Prime
todahshy — voting BB8
The Dread Pirate (2) — voting mbnovak
nettiebarron — voting The Dread Pirate
8BSEMT8 (1) — voting mbnovak
spookymilk (1) — voting mbnovak
Colin Prime (1) — voting mbnovak
nibbish — voting mbnovak -
Six votes for majority. 41 minutes until the bar closes.
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unvote novak
I just got the kid to bed and the legos picked up off the floor. Novak is pretty damned near a majority, so I’m going to back off the vote for now. No accidental lynchings, please.
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I think Prime is doing a bit of painting in his earlier comment, and the fact that he doesn’t look anywhere else strikes me as telling. I put forth a theory, and he jumps on me as wolfy for trying to hunt.
Spooky listed my post too, and went there strong with a vote. It’s day 1, so it could be rust, but I think villager spooky looks a little harder usually.
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I mean, in fairness, Spooky hasn’t really been around the rest of the day, and it was the first vote. I don’t think there’s necessarily much to go on there.
Pirate’s vote is more suspicious at the moment. He says he’s happy to vote elsewhere and that his vote was a joke, but….he’s just left it there with you one vote away from a lynching.
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I see what you’re saying about Pirate. He probably moves off of me quicker if he’s a villager.
I know it was vote 1 for Spooky, but that’s kind of what stood out about it for me – I feel like usually he’s a little less targeted with his aggression. It’s been a while. Maybe I misremember Spooky’s game. Or his game has changed. Let’s face it, this is really an old-timer’s league now, isn’t it?
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The first game of werewolf we played was in 1973. That just seems impossible.
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I’m disappointed this wasn’t a fact about salmon.
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And now I am, too
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I’m scarce for an unfortunate reason.
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Well I only know with certainty that one of Novak or me is a villager, and I haven’t seen anyone else garnering votes.
DG, you also suggested wanting an alternative. Why? Who? Don’t just avoid without committing.
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So, who’s here and able to parse over a bit of what we’ve got here? I don’t necessarily want a bunch of votes by folks who are otherwise mostly inactive deciding the village’s fate here.
I’ve seen too many games where everyone gets picked off and we only have a few people who haven’t really been paying attention all game left at the end with a wolf grinning and shrugging like “IUNNO”.
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I’m around.
unvote mnbovak, vote DG
I don’t like him laying breadcrumbs to which he can point back without actually putting forward any candidates here finds furry
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I really don’t know how to read that. At the time, I sort of assumed more was coming, but it hasn’t.
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Haha, well then
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Lost my internet. Moved to phone… Have a quick list typed up, will post I’d I can get it back.
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But enough about Speakeasy 2…
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Possibly just you and I, and maybe DPWY, from the looks of it.
My thoughts:
BB8 tells us little, but is an inactive player so far, and that’s always tough. A vote here is a prophylactic, but little more unless we’re lucky.
DPWY hasn’t moved his vote off of me, but a bit of self-preservation can go a long way. Not a bad vote, based on your observation (especially with me knowing I’m a villager), but I don’t fault it too much.
Prime I think is typical Prime wolf. I feel like I haven’t played with him as a villager for a while though?
Spooky should be able to do more.
DG didn’t strike me either way.
Nettie didn’t strike me either way – she rarely does, but I feel like other people can read her better than I can and so I tend to trust consensus on her.
No thoughts on Adobery, except I don’t like his “I’ll leave my vote where it is” thing.
Nibs seems clean to me. I don’t see a wolf pointing out the DPWY thing to me.
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Whoops , nested above
unvote mbnovak, vote DG
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I wanted an alternative because there were 3 votes on Pirate with zero words of explanation. I would like people to form opinions of other players besides Novak and put them down so we can evaluate them.
I don’t want everyone to just nod along with a Novak vote or to nod along with whatever I say.
Day 2, whatever Novak’s role, we still have to search. It would be good to have something to look at.
I think spooky talked like he was going to be around but wasn’t. He was reading (his Novak vote shows that) but not saying much.
That’s my read of him, and why I’m voting him.
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*nods*
*votes for Spooky*
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Goddamit
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I’m convinced there is absolutely a wolf between spooky and nibbish, but was waiting to see if anyone would actually make a substantive vote or explanation.
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Nibbish didn’t flip my very specific “nibbish is a wolf” trigger, so I’m ok with him for now.
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Nibs as wolf doesn’t point out you to me like he did.
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Point out me?
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That you weren’t switching off of me despite 5 votes and yours being a joke. That is, knowing I’m a villager, and that I’ve got 5 votes on me, Nibs as a wolf just lets that ride. Then on day 2 he points out that you said it was a joke but didn’t switch. He doesn’t point that out to me, he points it out to the rest of the village. If he’s a wolf. If he’s a villager, he points it out to me too, just like he did.
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Not sure why this would be though?
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I also think todah’s point above is not a bad one.
https://adobery.com/2020/04/20/werewolves-at-cheers-2-day-1/#comment-3223
Although I’m reading 8BSTEM8 as a villager.
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I don’t have any read on BB8, either way.
I do prefer a vote for an inactive player over an active one. Kind of unsporting for the poor guy, but these are the ways of werewolf.
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I like DGs read on spooky.
I don’t like Novak’s response to me. It feels canned. All his equivocating makes for weird feelings also. I’d like to put some pressure on Spooky and see if he shows though.
unvote Novak vote spooky
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I like my Prime vote more than ever after this.
What equivocating? I don’t think wolf spooky plays quite so sparse either, and Prime switching to Spooky makes me like that vote less.
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Yeah, I agree with this. He unvoted you, even as he casts doubt on you, as if to set you up for tomorrow.
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Guys, let’s not fuck this so early.
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Defend yourself!
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As stated above, I’m out for an unfortunate reason. A friend of mine, and close friend of my brother’s, gave birth to her first child yesterday, and her mother died of Coronavirus this morning.
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adobery — voting The Dread Pirate
daneekasghost — voting spookymilk
mbnovak (3) — voting Colin Prime
todahshy — voting BB8
The Dread Pirate (2) — voting daneekasghost
nettiebarron — voting The Dread Pirate
8BSEMT8 (1) — voting mbnovak
spookymilk (2) — voting mbnovak
Colin Prime (1) — voting spookymilk
nibbish — -
“Convinced” that there’s “absolutely” a wolf between Spooky and I? That’s pretty specific, and I’m not seeing Spooky, so what’s the thought here?
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This was supposed to be nested under Pirate’s proclamation.
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There was no strategy at all and you both pounced on Novak for the same comment. It wasn’t a particularly wolfy comment, so it jumps out that one is trying to make a case for him while getting in the pile.
(I realize it’s silly to complain that you made a strategic vote while complaining that no one else was voting strategically, but this is werewolf so oh well)
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It’s a weird comment. I don’t see anything in you yet and I don’t know what he’s seeing in me.
Colin Prime’s last comment looks like a setup as well: scattering targets.
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vote Prime
his unvote of novak while pinning suspicion on him scans as really shady
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unvote spooky
vote Colin
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unvote mbnovak, vote Colin Prime
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THE BAR IS CLOSED
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adobery — voting The Dread Pirate
daneekasghost (1) — voting Colin Prime
mbnovak (1) — voting Colin Prime
todahshy — voting BB8
The Dread Pirate (2) — voting daneekasghost
nettiebarron — voting The Dread Pirate
8BSEMT8 (1) — voting mbnovak
spookymilk (1) — voting Colin Prime
Colin Prime (4) — voting spookymilk
nibbish — voting Colin PrimeColin Prime has been sent up to Melville’s.
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Gary sat down at the table with Colin Prime, who was digging into his Duck L’Orange prepared by the finest chefs at Melville’s.
“Are you Sam Malone,” Gary asked?
“That guy Diane Chambers left me for? Fraid Not.”
Melissa D: Rebecca Howe, manager, stolen for some reason
Colin Prime: Sumner Sloan, in the wrong season
adobery
daneekasGhost
mbNovak
todahshy
The Dread Pirate
Annette Baron
8BSEMT8
spookymilk
nibbish
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