Taciturnsville 2: Day 1

[4.4.2019]

What a scare last night. I had closed my eyes for just a moment, and woke with a start, ready to rush out to the bulletin board. But just then several villagers stumbled past my window, the stench of homebrew close behind. Our local Procyonidae expert was among them, praising his mates for their exuberant attempts at replicating the coon mating call…in not so many words.

So I had let the drunken foolery of some of my more upstanding citizens seep its way into my dream. Quite a vivid and disheartening one at that. The villagers had suffered misfortune at every turn, their every choice playing right into the wolves hands. They were handicapped by the very rules and code of conduct I had put in place to help defeat our cunning enemy.

I will take heed of my subconscious. I have already begun rewriting our constitution and putting even more rules into place so that we might avert the terrible disaster of my nighttime imaginations.

I dare not let spookymilk ever come across this journal. I might be lynched on the spot for having such convenient dreams.

[4.15.2019]

It has been nearly two weeks of vigorous study, quizzes, and role play, but I think the villagers have a firm grasp on the new rules. I think we are prepared, and not a day too soon. Several villagers went out on a hunt this afternoon and came across the carcasses of several deer that had been torn to shreds. They swear that the tracks in the area were unmistakably those of werewolves.

I have called night early and sent everyone home in preparation. Bless us father, whoever you are.

Day ends at 9:30 p.m. 
8 votes needed for a majority, 4 minimum to be lynched.
Special Poster: mbnovak
1 post of 10 words or less for everyone else

Rules/Roles

The village
Beau
Beezy
bhiggum
BigPapaJohnTheElf
codefox
Colin Prime
mbnovak
MelissaD
nettiebaron
nibbish
spookymilk
TDO
The Dread Pirate
todahshy
violabeenice

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  1. Gary’s avatar

    vote Spookymilk

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  2. violabeenice’s avatar

    Vote Colin Prime

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  3. mbnovak’s avatar

    Day 1 again? Try the same plan as last time. Less effective with changes, but can try to smoke out charmer. We need 3 people with 4 votes on them and 3 singles. If tie broken, charmer is one of 4. Else, one of 3. Spooky for random.org list. Specify 4 votes with !.

    Pacifist try for a single.

    Sixty.

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  4. spookymilk’s avatar

    LIST

    Colin Prime!
    nettiebarron!
    todahshy!

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    1. adobery’s avatar

      **Warning. This list is not in a valid format**
      [player_name] = alignment/role

      Next invalid list will result in privilege being revoked.

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    2. adobery’s avatar

      ***Revision***

      This will count as spookymilk’s 1 post for the day instead of his list. Warning removed.

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  5. nettiebarron’s avatar

    Unvote Colin Prime, Vote BigPapa Pope

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  6. The Dread Pirate’s avatar

    Vote bhiggum

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  7. adobery’s avatar

    *********************
    VOTING UPDATE
    *********************

    ( )Beau--------------->TDO
    ( )Beezy-------------->
    (2)bhiggum------------>codefox
    ( )BigPapaJonTheElf-->
    (1)codefox------------>
    (1)Colin Prime-------->nettiebaron
    ( )mbnovak------------>
    ( )MelissaD----------->
    (2)nettiebaron-------->BigPapaJonTheElf
    ( )nibbish------------>bhiggum
    (1)spookymilk--------->
    (1)TDO---------------->spookymilk
    ( )The Dread Pirate--->bhiggum
    ( )todahshy----------->nettiebaron
    ( )violabeenice------->Colin Prime

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  8. TDO’s avatar

    unvote Spookymilk

    vote todahshy

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  9. BigPapaJonTheElf’s avatar

    Will be incommunicado today. Flying home. Here’s four more words.

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  10. codefox’s avatar

    vote nettie

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  11. mbnovak’s avatar

    Vote Colin Prime

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  12. BigPapaJonTheElf’s avatar

    Vote Codefox

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  13. bhiggum’s avatar

    unvote- codefox
    Vote- todahshy

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  14. adobery’s avatar

    *********************
    VOTING UPDATE
    *********************

    ( )Beau--------------->TDO
    ( )Beezy-------------->
    (2)bhiggum------------>todahshy
    (1)BigPapaJonTheElf--->codefox
    (1)codefox------------>nettiebaron
    (2)Colin Prime-------->nettiebaron
    ( )mbnovak------------>Colin Prime
    ( )MelissaD----------->
    (3)nettiebaron-------->BigPapaJonTheElf
    ( )nibbish------------>bhiggum
    ( )spookymilk--------->
    (1)TDO---------------->todahshy
    ( )The Dread Pirate--->bhiggum
    (2)todahshy----------->nettiebaron
    ( )violabeenice------->Colin Prime

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  15. nettiebarron’s avatar

    Unvote Pope, Vote Melissa

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  16. bhiggum’s avatar

    Hope everyone follows novak’s plan. Need votes on those 3.

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  17. nibbish’s avatar

    Unvote Bhiggum
    Vote Colin Prime

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  18. spookymilk’s avatar

    Vote todahshy

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  19. codefox’s avatar

    Novak’s plan makes sense. Make it so.

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  20. nettiebarron’s avatar

    One problem with plan. Guaranteed villager death. Still . . . I agree.

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  21. TDO’s avatar

    Why should we follow Novak’s plan?

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  22. violabeenice’s avatar

    Potential to flush out wolf charmer. Almost worked last game.

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  23. Beau’s avatar

    Unvote TDO

    Vote Nettie

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  24. Beau’s avatar

    Melissa–Vote todah
    Nettie–Vote Colin
    Beezy–vote Beau

    Engage!

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    1. beezypoof’s avatar

      i don’t understand Novak, as usual. Voted as Beau told.

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  25. nettiebarron’s avatar

    Unvote Melissa, Vote Colin

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  26. Colin Prime’s avatar

    Not a wolf. Please don’t kill me. Poop. Gloop. Poop.

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  27. adobery’s avatar

    *************
    VOTING UPDATE
    *************

    
    ( )Beau--------------->nettiebaron
    ( )Beezy-------------->
    (2)bhiggum------------>todahshy
    ( )BigPapaJonTheElf--->codefox
    (1)codefox------------>nettiebaron
    (4)Colin Prime-------->nettiebaron
    ( )mbnovak------------>Colin Prime
    ( )MelissaD----------->bhiggum
    (4)nettiebaron-------->Colin Prime
    ( )nibbish------------>Colin Prime
    ( )spookymilk--------->todahshy
    ( )TDO---------------->todahshy
    ( )The Dread Pirate--->bhiggum
    (3)todahshy----------->nettiebaron
    ( )violabeenice------->Colin Prime

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  28. adobery’s avatar

    *************
    VOTING UPDATE
    *************

    
    (1)Beau--------------->nettiebaron
    ( )Beezy-------------->Beau
    (2)bhiggum------------>todahshy
    ( )BigPapaJonTheElf--->codefox
    (1)codefox------------>nettiebaron
    (4)Colin Prime-------->nettiebaron
    ( )mbnovak------------>Colin Prime
    ( )MelissaD----------->bhiggum
    (4)nettiebaron-------->Colin Prime
    ( )nibbish------------>Colin Prime
    ( )spookymilk--------->todahshy
    ( )TDO---------------->todahshy
    ( )The Dread Pirate--->bhiggum
    (3)todahshy----------->nettiebaron
    ( )violabeenice------->Colin Prime

    55 minutes until night

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  29. Melissa D’s avatar

    Unvote Bhiggum
    Vote Prime

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  30. Melissa D’s avatar

    Unvote Prime
    Vote Todah

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  31. Melissa D’s avatar

    Don’t know why this needs to happen. Beau says so?

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  32. adobery’s avatar

    *************
    VOTING UPDATE
    *************

    
    (1)Beau--------------->nettiebaron
    ( )Beezy-------------->Beau
    (1)bhiggum------------>todahshy
    ( )BigPapaJonTheElf--->codefox
    (1)codefox------------>nettiebaron
    (4)Colin Prime-------->nettiebaron
    ( )mbnovak------------>Colin Prime
    ( )MelissaD----------->todahshy
    (4)nettiebaron-------->Colin Prime
    ( )nibbish------------>Colin Prime
    ( )spookymilk--------->todahshy
    ( )TDO---------------->todahshy
    ( )The Dread Pirate--->bhiggum
    (4)todahshy----------->nettiebaron
    ( )violabeenice------->Colin Prime

    25 minutes until night

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  33. adobery’s avatar

    ***IT IS NIGHT***

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  34. adobery’s avatar

    The crowd is full of villagers shouting out “Lynch Colin!”, “Lynch Nettie”, “Lynch Todahshy”.

    The wheel of fate is brought out to determine who is deserved. Before it can be spun, one villager shouts out for a recount. Begrudgingly the eager wheel spinner obliges.

    “Four votes for Colin Prime….um, three votes for nettiebaron, and…hmm…three votes for todahshy.” The crowd murmurs its confusion.

    Someone hauls Colin Prime up the stairs of the gallows and places the noose around his neck.

    “Is there anything you’d like to say before your, er, lynching?” asks his executioner.

    “Your mom,” replies Colin.

    “What son? I said is there…”

    “Your mom.”

    “That doesn’t even make sen….”

    “Your mom.” Colin says a third time.

    “Alright then,” a confused executioner says and pulls the lever.

    Colin Prime: Delinquent, Rebel without a cause paws

    The village
    Beau
    Beezy
    bhiggum
    BigPapaJohnTheElf
    codefox
    mbnovak
    MelissaD
    nettiebaron
    nibbish
    spookymilk
    TDO
    The Dread Pirate
    todahshy
    violabeenice

    Reply

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