Splattergories Round 1 Results

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Sorry it took so long, but man it just did. I’m sure the judges put in 40-60 minutes each, and I put in a good hour after they were done, but I was too tired to finish compiling and write a summary post last night. Who was the idiot who thought Scattergories would be less time consuming than Pyramid?

I learned about several words I hadn’t known before. I learned some of you still are bad at reading directions, one of you can’t read at all.  I learned animals are still evolving after all these years. I learned a lot of you should never be allowed to feed your children.

Speaking of hungry children, here are those results you’ve been crying for…

The only nail biter was in group 3 and man was that close.

GROUP 1
30 – Kelly
28 – Novak
22 – Melissa
00 – Hungry

GROUP 2
27 – Dean
24 – Greek
19 – Brooks
17 – Jon

GROUP 3
25 – AMR
23 – Beau
22 – ESchapp
22 – Will
19 – Annette

GROUP 4
27 – Margaret
26 – Rhubarb
21 – Bret
19 – Gilman
14 – Nibbish

Because…spreadsheets! (there’s a Key at the bottom of each worksheet, you may have to scroll)  https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AoZ5pH2eA1q1dGhITHZVdnoxaXFBWDc3YldpaHFicGc&usp=sharing

Kelly, Novak, Dean, Greekhouse, AMR, Beau, ESchapp, Margaret and Rhubarb will advance to the next round. ESchapp advances by virture of using less powers than Will or Beau. Melissa gets the terrible draw of being in a group with Kelly & Matt, two I would pick as favorites based on their Power Puzzler Scattergories. Sorry for the rest of you, but I don’t know if I’ll be having a losers bracket. It’d be nice to cut the preparation/judging time by 10 people for the next round. We’ll see.

So what did we all think of the powers? The protections were often used to good effect on doubles or categories where the answer would likely all be the same. The copycats were hit and miss, the bombs were as well. The funniest being when Nibbish blew up a category where all his opponents cancelled each other out with the exact same answer.

I am floored that less than half of you used the Time Extension. There were 3 people who didn’t use any powers at all. A lot didn’t use them all or only used a few. Timer had a factor in that?

Mad Props
Kelly: Was the only one to solve all three special clues
Dean: Had one of the highest scores and won his group without using any powers.

Special Answers
Clang, clang, clang…  > Trolley, Words with Double Letter
Carole, Lebron & Stephen? > We Three Kings, Holiday Songs
Baby birdy before breakout? > Nestegg, Thing you Shouldn’t Touch

We Three Kings was a toss up for benefit. You could score multiples on a couple song titles with Ws here. A few of you answered correctly, but did not place your answer in a category. Several of you answerd “nestling” which I assume was because of the clue, which is also a good answer.

Other Random Bits

wombat
This is a wombat.

  • Favorite answer that I couldn’t count: Wascally Wabbit
  • Dean: Do you have a subscription or did you google magazines? :::shudder:::
  • I didn’t even catch that Teamocil was a fictional drug. I just googled it and one of the first results I saw the standard “…side effects may include” so I just counted it. Toady pointed it out to me. I still count it. Nice.
  • I’m sure there is more, but I don’t want to comb the spreadsheet to recall.

Next round will come out when I get to it. If those who didn’t advance are really clamoring to play in a losers bracket, you’ll have to let me know.

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  1. mbnovak’s avatar

    There’s no “i” in Teamocil, at least not where you think.

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    1. The Dread Pirate’s avatar

      I thought about using Timocil before settling on Tough Actin’ Tinactin

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    2. todahshy’s avatar

      This was my favorite answer.

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  2. nettebarr’s avatar

    I learned some important things. I learned that when confronted by a big red timer, my brain turns into oatmeal. I also learned that I think tsi tsi fly is an endearing little nickname. WTF

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    1. Rhubarb_Runner’s avatar

      Agreed on the timer. And I knew Wascally Wabbit wasn’t really the villain, but my brain froze.

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      1. adobery’s avatar

        I didn’t discount it because he “wasn’t really the villain”, because in Elmer’s eyes he was, and let’s face it, Bugs Bunny can be kind of a prick a lot of the time. It was just because Wascally Wabbit wasn’t his actual name.

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        1. kg2005’s avatar

          Also, just because Elmer’s speech impediment forces him to say it that way, it doesn’t mean that’s how he spells it.

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          1. Rhubarb_Runner’s avatar

            Also, because Wicked Witch of the West FTW

          2. mbnovak’s avatar

            I was convinced that one was going to be used by others. Had to use the protect.

  3. daneekasghost’s avatar

    How ’bout that third round, eh?

    Crap.

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    1. AMR’s avatar

      Why didn’t you get a point for your copycat of Nitrogen?

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      1. daneekasghost’s avatar

        I should have I think, but it doesn’t matter.

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        1. adobery’s avatar

          Yes, forgot to score that. But, I also forgot to score you being caught copying Greek’s protected word which is worth -1, so it all evens out.

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          1. daneekasghost’s avatar

            Man, I let Greek copy my answers that round! Not cool.

  4. AMR’s avatar

    Well I did not expect that. Starting at 9:30 for a 10:00 deadline must help. At least on the first round.

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  5. adobery’s avatar

    Just remember two other tidbits:
    1) ESchapp was the first to start Splattergories and the last to finish
    2) Dean provided an answer I specifically listed in my judging criteria that I would not count. The exact example I provided.

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    1. Dean Carlson’s avatar

      Heh, I noticed the Ice-T example the next day when I was rereading the instructions.

      As for Nude and Naturals? I hang out at truck stops a lot.

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      1. mbnovak’s avatar

        Are the two mutually exclusive?

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  6. adobery’s avatar

    Just curious how many of you googled at all. Some answers seemed obscure, but that may just be me.

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    1. daneekasghost’s avatar

      Not even once.

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      1. adobery’s avatar

        Elements on the periodic table that start with N….go!

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        1. daneekasghost’s avatar

          No joke, I am staring at a giant periodic table right now, while my students take their organic chemistry final.

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          1. spookymilk’s avatar

            Invite anyone who finishes early to Cutthroat Junction.

          2. daneekasghost’s avatar

            SO,

            Nickel, Niobium, Nitrogen, Neon, Nobelium,

          3. adobery’s avatar

            …and yet I still see no answers and 4 minutes have passed. You just really suck at the letter N my friend.

          4. daneekasghost’s avatar

            spooky, they aren’t speaking to me anymore.

          5. daneekasghost’s avatar

            In under the wire!

            Oh yeah, I forgot Neodymium.

          6. spookymilk’s avatar

            DG, if you invite them to a game where you can copy someone else’s paper legally, you may win them over again.

          7. daneekasghost’s avatar

            judging by how they approach homework assignments, nonsubs would be a persistent problem.

        2. adobery’s avatar

          People just know they can’t win when you’re in the picture, so what’s the point of trying?

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          1. daneekasghost’s avatar

            Oh, I absolutely won this class, it wasn’t close. I know way more organic chemistry than any of these 19-year olds.

      2. spookymilk’s avatar

        One time here. Neelanjali Ruby. The N sheet gave me fits for some reason so I picked one and ran.

        Was this the hardest sheet for others, or no?

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        1. Rhubarb_Runner’s avatar

          Yeah, I’ll say N as well. partially brain freeze, partially burnout. probably shouldn’t do them back-to-back

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          1. bhiggum’s avatar

            Yeah, back-to-back was what killed me the first round. Lots of declining returns as my poor brain couldn’t switch gears from the letter from the puzzle before.

  7. todahshy’s avatar

    Heh, me counting wombat as an animal that flies was even dumber than the time everyone let me use whale for the category fish.

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  8. todahshy’s avatar

    Oh and I was super technical on the whole tetanus shot thing for some reason. I think I accepted tetanus booster but for some reason tetanus shot just did not seem like an acceptable answer. You would find people getting tetanus shots, you would find syringes full of the tetanus booster, but I just could not consider a “shot” to be an object that you would find. It is more of the action to me.

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  9. Rhubarb_Runner’s avatar

    I’m bummed that (ba) ‘nanas wasn’t credited as a baby food. Wouldn’t let me put in an apostrophe, so it looks more like a person than a contraction.

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    1. adobery’s avatar

      ‘n’t worry. I ‘n’t ‘nk ‘ny of the judges would have ‘n you a ‘nt for that ‘nswer ‘n if your apostrophes had ‘ne through. I ‘nly could be ‘ng though.

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  10. greekhouse’s avatar

    Poor Jon copied Nerber. That was easily my worst answer.

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    1. nettebarr’s avatar

      No, I totally disagree. Nerber was easily the best answer I read. I lol’d all over the place. Poor Will chose the only woman in his group to copy (that’s probably really sexist) but that will teach him because I couldn’t come up anything.

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  11. spookymilk’s avatar

    Mike’s drunk with power! Topher and Mr. T…what argument do you have against those?!

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  12. margaritamartini’s avatar

    OMG, this is hilarious. Thanks for sharing everyone’s answers. I’m in love with them! I was completely SPASTIC the entire time I was working on mine. And I misread the directions and blew my entire load of powers in the first turn. Still, it worked! 🙂 I had to google something, Adobery – the “n” rock. I was stumped. Everything else came to me in a state of frenzy. (Also, for the record, my “tamborine” answer was my attempt to put in a mystery answer for “clang.” That pretty much describes my level of hot mess.) 🙂

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  13. nettebarr’s avatar

    You don’t need to do a loser’s bracket, Adobery, you just need to run this again soon so some of us can try to redeem ourselves (preferably after you off Kelly and Novak).

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  14. adobery’s avatar

    Reasons you advance in Splattergories, Letter N….go!

    Nepotism! Beau reminded me that I had locked him out of his board 30 seconds prematurely last Friday. At the time, he had told me his board was done, he just needed to protect “Nissan”. I asked a confirming question which he was no longer on IM for and I had since forgotten about it. So that means Beau is the second place finisher in his bracket and will move on.

    Sorry for getting your hopes up ESchapp. Everyone makes mistakes and it’s probably good I finally got my first one out of the way.

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    1. eschapp’s avatar

      No worries. I had a hell of a time even getting it submitted.

      I stand by Nabisco, those Nilla cracker/cookie things were gold.

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      1. eschapp’s avatar

        Also I shot myself in the foot w/ a bomb. I thought for sure Tag was a non-point.

        This was really fun.

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  15. adobery’s avatar

    Beau had also mentioned that he used his copycat for Crimes on Will because he’s a lawyer. Whoops!

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  16. Beau’s avatar

    I needed a crime and couldn’t think of one, so I copied my group’s lawyer. No dice.

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  17. nibbish’s avatar

    Adobs, are you arguing in favor of touching novas? Seems hazardous.

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    1. adobery’s avatar

      When did you turn into such a nebbish, Nibbish?

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      1. nibbish’s avatar

        I totally forgot about Scattergories until right before they were due, and Linds was pestering me to watch a movie. I was distracted.

        Also, “woolens” are a thing, you guys. Adobery knows. Stop the hate.

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        1. adobery’s avatar

          I meant that in the ‘timid’ sense. As in too timid to touch a Nova. I’ll let your score speak for itself.

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          1. nibbish’s avatar

            Novas are pretty crazy. I’d want to be at least a hundred feet away from one. I don’t think that makes me timid.

          2. adobery’s avatar

            With an attitude like that you’ll never turn into a super star.

          3. nibbish’s avatar

            Well, as long as that judging misstep was a singularity, we’ll be fine.

          4. adobery’s avatar

            Better watch who you’re calling dense. I have a lot of pull around here.

          5. nibbish’s avatar

            Huh. I had no idea of the gravity of the situation. I don’t suppose there’s any escaping your wrath?

        2. adobery’s avatar

          You task me, but I’m sure we Kahn work it out.

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